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ALICE COOPER ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT! REALLY? YES!

THE WHOLE WORLD’S GOING CRAZY!

LOOKING FOR A BETTER CANDIDATE? A BETTER PLATFORM?

LOOK NO FURTHER

GET ALICE COOPERELECTED

ALICE COOPER RUNS FOR U.S. PRESIDENT 

“A TROUBLED MAN FOR TROUBLED TIMES”

July 25, 2016 – Los Angeles, CAAlice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric – the mudslinging – the media frenzy.  Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career.  Alice Cooper wants to be “Elected.

His classic 1972 hit is once again an anthem for modern times and when it all boils down to it – a long flowing mane of (real) hair beats Bernie/The Donald/Hillary styles hands down.   And he’s released a new single of “Elected” for this campaign, available here at iTunes, Spotify and other online sites

But it’s not all about debonair good looks and long flowing locks — Alice Cooper has a platform that every voter can get behind. He is asking his fellow Americans, and all those around the world who are disillusioned with their leaders, to join “The Wild Party.”

Alice Cooper has spent countless nights on the road; many troubled hours worrying about the course of our great nations. Not afraid of controversy or springing into action, Alice Cooper plans to channel every ounce of energy (including his Alice Cooper and Hollywood Vampire campaign appearances/concerts (click on the links for his schedule), his syndicated radio show “Nights With Alice Cooper,” and his daily round of golf, of course) towards solving the world’s problems. He is tackling the everyday concerns discussed among his fellow woman and man – the ordinary, decent hard working (and rocking) people he meets and entertains every day while performing nearly 100 concerts a year around the world.

So, if you’re looking for a candidate with a platform that matters, vote Alice Cooper, the man with the plan to tackle the hot button, contentious and provocative issues on the minds of the real America and Britain:

  • Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
  • A snake in every pot
  • No more pencils, no more books
  • Adding Lemmy to Mt Rushmore
  • Rename Big Ben “Big Lemmy”
  • Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
  • Peter Sellers on the £20 note
  • Cupholders required for every airplane seat
  • Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres
  • Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

These “troubled times” call for a “troubled mind” indeed.  These “troubled times” call for Alice Cooper.

Said Alice, “Why NOT me? I have t shirts to sell.” Yes, there’s campaign merchandise available here!

www.aliceforpresident.com

More about Alice Cooper, the man, the myth, the legend:

Alice Cooper pioneered a grandly theatrical brand of hard rock drawing equally from horror movies, vaudeville, and garage rock. With his influence on rock & roll long since acknowledged, his place in rock history and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame secure, and his multiple gold & platinum albums, sold-out tours plus countless honors and career achievement awards, there is little that Alice Cooper hasn’t achieved in his remarkable career.

Cooper has rattled the cages and undermined the authority of generations of guardians of the status quo, continuing to surprise fans and exude danger at every turn, like a great horror movie, even in an era where 24 hour cable news can present real life shocking images.   

32 comments to ALICE COOPER ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT! REALLY? YES!

  • Tathi

    I’d rather you as brazilian president. Come save us!!!

  • Mariah

    I think that Alice is the best choice for president, especially if he can get that ban on talking in movie theaters.

  • Allen Scorpio Schoepflin

    Alice Cooper has my vote

  • James Menotti Jr.

    At last a candidate that I can get behind and rock the world with!

  • If this is true I will raise my fist and yell! I want to see Alice elected! Please Alice, stick your neck out on the block and take a chance! Alice 2016!! He can even tour in a slick black limousine! Let’s make it happen people!

  • vania montolli

    Alice would be great!!! Come also in Italy we need you!

  • Thank you! We needed more choices long ago. I don’t like Nixon or Humphrey.

  • Love the classic Alice Cooper Group albums. They are so underrated and should be taught in schools around the country. Is this tour featuring the surviving ACG members like I read about recently? Please respond. We’d also be honored to do a gig poster for you. Checknus out at http://www.thehouseofbones.com
    Thanks

  • jeff gibbs

    alice has my vote

  • fotena zirps

    A simple and direct platform we can all get behind! Can’t wait to see Alice in Tallahassee

  • Hey, Alice Cooper is a US natural born citizen. That’s the only criteria to run for US Presidency.

  • Finally, a real candidate! Alice has the best platform, got my vote. Forget the Republicans & Democrats, this is the Rock & Roll party!

  • john

    You have my vote Alice. Knock em dead. really, knock em dead

  • Cooperfied

    It’s possible and his fan base can right him in on the election ballot. Now I have a reason to vote in this election. SICK THINGS we can do this. Finally I can quote this song.

    We the people of the United States
    In order to form a more perfect union

    Stop pretending that you’ve never been bad
    You’re never wrong and you’ve never been dirty
    You’re such a saint, that ain’t the way we see you
    Ah, You want to rule us with an iron hand
    You change the lyrics and become Big Brother
    This ain’t Russia, you ain’t my Dad or Mother
    (They never knew anyway)
    ‘Cause I never walk away from what I know is right
    But I’m gonna turn my back on you

    Freedom, we’re gonna ring the bell
    Freedom to rock, freedom to talk
    Freedom, raise your fist and yell
    Freedom to rock, freedom to talk
    Freedom ring

  • CH Strobel

    I support this!

  • David Benear

    Alice isour only real choice. He is a well traveled man, an honest businessman, he has been stuck FROM THE INSIDE looking out,far too long! He knows the real problems of real cities. Someone must help the SICK THINGS and help RAISE THE DEAD. If ELECTED, it would be a total GENERATION LANDSLIDE. Vote now and don’t let Hillary be just another MARY ANN and stop Trump from being another one of those BILLION DOLLAR BABIES! So, Alice,lets officially put you on the ballot and live up to your legendary title: NO MORE MR NICE GUY. Afterall, we are no longer EIGHTEEN, and are votes will count! More from this supporter later. I speak for the entire Little Rock community.

  • I am voting for Alice because he could run this country far better than the current regime!!

  • James Lowrance

    Alice Cooper for President! I’d love to be in the Wild Party! He has my vote. Well him or Cthulhu. It sure beat the current clowns.

  • “MAN ALICE FOR PREZ I CAN HANDLE THAT!” GROWING UP WITH ALICE AS MY # 1 SHOCK STAR AN ALL THE JIBBER JABBER FROM THE NORM THAT HE’S EVIL BLAH BLAH BLAH I KNOW ONE THING MR COOPER would def be more of a leader n level man then the rejects coming

  • kayjay

    Is this real?

  • Brandy

    I’ve written in your name for president in the past, and I will do it again! COOPER ’16!

  • Tenha certeza, vou comprar até eu falir!

  • Miss Bowie

    Alice Cooper for PREZ!

    #writein
    #elected
    #whyNOThim
    #imwithalice

  • Sherri Skelton

    I would vote for Alice Cooper

  • Tommy The Cat

    He’s got my vote. After all he’s “Top prime cut meat”…he’s my choice.

  • acuteness

    Is that possible? If that is not a joke than it is the best message in decades for decades!
    I stand up and raise my voice for the best candite and do the best campaign here in Austria!

  • April Bellar

    I’ll write your name in. In a heart beat!

  • Lorrie The Shirt Girl

    It’s about time!! Where were you during the debates. I’ll cast the first vote!!

  • Drazia

    He can read your mind…
    Your thinking that this girl is crazy.. o-o

  • Gracie Howell

    YES ! PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT YES YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES. We are between two very tight rocks with Hillary and trump a crook and well.. A trump. As a 15 year old student I worry about my future and the present of course and my children’s future.. I grew up on Alice cooper , my siblings grew up on Alice cooper , millions of others grew up on Alice cooper and none of us turned out too bad. But the wars and the shootings and the brother against brother racist issues is too much! In the eye of rock and roll we are all the same and that’s the way it should be. I’m tired of old senile racist farts telling me and others what we can and cannot do. I just wanna rock in peace and unison!! Black , white , Beige , purple , green , doesn’t matter anyone can nail air guitar. Alice cooper doesn’t care who you are or care what kind of class you’re subjected to Being categorized in , ALICE COOPER is aBOUT ROCK AND ROLL FOR ALL . We need someone in the Oval Office who hasn’t been in politics .. Who isn’t a crook .. Who’s eyeliner is as thick as his heart not his wallet. We . Need . Alice . Cooper…. Now of course I understand there’s a great chance this isn’t for real simply a joke , but it’s awful fun to think about Alice cooper as a president.. All of the worried families who once judged Alice cooper … Giving their trust unto him. ” one bee is ignored , but a swarm strikes fear” rock and roll is exactly what this country needs .. All of the sold out arenas .. Just imagine that many people at a political rally .. No fighting .. No deaths .. Just a lot of men and women in dark clothing and chains. But once again I know this is most likely a joke just thought it was quite humorous