Billie I wonder why are we insane
Will we ever get better
Will we stay the same
Billie Im worried

Millie dont worry
No one knows our pain
Being in love is crazy not alone that way
I know youre worried today

God made love crazy so he wouldnt feel alone
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us
God made love crazy so he wouldnt feel so alone

Billie my mind seems to wander
To events of a night long ago
Driving alone with our guilt well concealed
In the trunk of your 68 Olds

Millie our worlds an asylum
And our minds like you say aint that straight
But you know and I know our passions
Not deformed its true to say
Well love our lifetime

God made love crazy so he wouldnt feel alone
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us
God made love crazy so he wouldnt feel so alone

Billie I dream of our children
Theyre frightening and gruesome and sad
And I dont want them growing inside me
Theyre no price for the love that we have

Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane
Oh Millie oh Billie

Oh Billie its fresh in my memory
The night that it had to be done
You with your pick axe and scissors
And you with your shovel and gun

And I liked your late husband Donald
But such torture his memory brings
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes you do funny things

Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane
Oh Millie oh Billie

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