Youre your own worst enemy
Youre a walking catastrophe

You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed
You butter your hand instead of the bread
Drink enough coffee to wake the dead.

Youre doing 85 and the light is turning red
The judge took your license and forbid you to drive
And your heart is pumping bacon and youre barely alive

Youre your own worst enemy
Youre a walking catastrophe
Youre at war with yourself and nobody else
Youre a danger. Youre a danger

You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face
Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace
Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay
Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day

Youre your own worst enemy
Youre a walking catastrophe
Youre at war with yourself and nobody else
Youre a danger

Youre your own worst enemy
Youre a walking catastrophe
Youre at war with yourself and nobody else
Youre a danger. Youre a danger
To every stranger
Youre a mess
Yes, yes