I sent you a postcard
Thought it would be funny
Would have sent a souvenir
But they took all my money
Its pretty warm down here but it aint sunny
And Im having a Hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here

I tried to call you
I tried to call you
Long distance operators that only stall you
Besides the damn rates are so high
They just appall you
And Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
And Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here

It started out on a nice vacation
Left the station right on time
Now its turned to near frustration
Im just a prisoner in time
Cant get a ticket to get me home, my dear
And Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here

Seeing all the sights here
Im getting lonely
Id show you all the film I took if they would only let me go home
Dear, sincerely
Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here
Im having a Hell of time, my dear
Wish you were here